I have developed an uncanny evasive maneuver that has fooled many adults. Tempting them with my adorable smile, I will walk towards the intended victim with my arms wide open. However, about half a metre before both our arms meet, I will give a shriek and make an immediate U-turn and scuttle away in full speed.
Now, how would I patent this maneuver? Hmmmmm…
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