Saliva Machine Gunner
Who knows, I may need it to save the world one fine day…:-P
Gong Xi Fa Cai !!
Spoony Dessert
Con Cough
Think I shall only continue to con cough Papa and Mama. As for Mrs D, I shall have to devise other plans. Hey, I do welcome any ideas…hee!
It’s Hammer Time!
Happy Birthday Papa!!
Parenting Tip: Old Macdonald – Papa’s Extended Version
However, since the song isn’t very long by nature, Papa has thrown in a few more animals into the song so that it becomes an extended version that can last for up to about 20 minutes of playtime! I kid you not! Hee!
I would like to share this extended version with everyone today, thinking it may be a helpful song for other parents who may need to sing the song longer than it usual length.
Old Macdonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had some dogs
E-I-E-I-O
And a
Here
Old Macdonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
Repeat, replacing animal sounds in <…..> appropriately:
Cats – Meow
Cows – Moo
Ducks – Quack
Geese – Cackle
Hens – Cluck
Worms – Squirm
Pigs – Oink
Birds – Chirp
Bees – Buzz
Frogs – Ribid
Flies – Zzzz
Horse – Neigh
Sheep – Baa
Goat – Mek
Snakes – Sssss
Monkeys – Hoo
Donkeys – Heehaw
Rabbits – Hop
Roosters – Cockcrow
Gophers – Dig
Rats – Squeak
Lions – Roar
Rhinos – Gore
More Dogs – Woof, woof woof…
More Cats – Meow, meow meow…
Etc.
End:
Old Macdonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had Collin
E-I-E-I-O
And a poop poop here, and a poop poop there
Here poop there poop, everywhere poop poop
Old Macdonald had a farm
And it’s a smelly farm…
Come to think of it, considering the number of animals in the song, we could also replace farm with zoo! Hee!
I’m NO. 1!
Not sure if it is a good thing or not. Hmmmm. Hey, at least I got the right finger to be pointing out right? :-P
Alphabet Floor
I have tried it numerous times and I must admit, it is rather fun to be crawling around the alphabets. In addition, the letters of the mat can also be dug out from their positions and tastes quite good too.:-)
Burst of Speed
Unfortunately, my burst of speed powers have not reached light-speed yet, so I am still always caught wayyyy before I could sink my teeth into those delicious looking wires and chairs..
Soothe Scratchings
When those fingers run through my hair in a smooth motion, rubbing and scratching my head, it just invokes one of those “aaahhh….” Feelings that doesn’t need many words to describe.
I will just easily close my eyes, drift off the world, and enjoy this sensation with pleasure, complete with a satisfied grin on my face. “ahhhhh”.
Won’t you try it today too? :-P
Bib Caper
I found out a really neat trick. From a mild mannered, innocent looking baby, it only takes me a split second (ok, maybe 5 seconds) to move the bib I’m wearing in front, to the back – immediately transforming me into superbaby….
…able to drool all over my superhero costume with no bib-protection!
…able to sleep instantly like a speeding bullet!
Sofa So Good
Using my ever growing leg and arm muscles, I am able to push myself up onto the sofa already! Wee! Hmmm...now that I have that sofa conquered, I think I can target those steps which lead upstairs already....:-P
New Year, New Hair...
Goodbye 2008....
...and hello 2009!! Had my first haircut on the final day of 2008. Quite a scary experience. Mama held me tightly as the barber kept handling and gripping my head left and right and mowed it all off with some nifty gadget! So here's to a new look me for a new look year 2009!
Hmmm....head feels kind of airy and breezy all of a sudden. :-P