Just like the early detection systems scientists and engineers are developing (or have already developed) for natural disasters like volcanoes and tsunamis, I have also developed an early detection system to warn people whenever I sense an explosive poop coming.
1. My face will turn grim and look slightly uncomfortable.
2. The ends of my hair will rise slowly, as if I was watching a scary movie
3. I will let out an apparent grunting sound.
If any of the three occurs, especially if in succession, it’s best to take immediate cover. No kidding.
3 comments:
Is that how you transform into the unique superhero, the Poopinator? Hahahaha.
oh no...my secret has been compromised...:-o
oh, nose also must cover!
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